You had to be there.

To all involved, thank you.

LIST OF OBJECTS I HAVE SODOMIZED MYSELF WITH (updated April 1, 2024):

1. CROWBAR

2. TUMS BOTTLE

3. JOYCON

4. GAMECUBE CONTROLLER HANDLE

5. MILWAUKEE M18 BATTERY

6. TOFU

7. ROTARY HAMMER

8. COFFEE MUG

9, PENCIL

10. NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM POWER SUPPLY

11. BUNDLE OF STICKS

12. VARIOUS OBJECTS IN GERBILSOFT'S HOUSE

13. BATH SALT CONTAINER

14. SOCKS

15. THE HOOD

16. USB STICK

17. VODKA HANDLE

18. AIR COMPRESSOR

19. GASOLINE NOZZLE

20. SPATULA

- Rlan, Owner, Windows97